tldr giving up on this nonsense code

A large amount of waffle later, it would help to actually define what error handling looks like in the post-Exception world

async and await are two wonderful(ly badly named) keywords with wonderful(ly difficult to manipulate) properties

Rust and Haskell have the right idea, so I plan to shamelessly copy it for C#

I hate out variables, but this post is actually about Go

Having written a long post about my hating exceptions, I thought I should perhaps explain why I hate exceptions

I hate exceptions